Abbott is no more likely to face prosecution for his links to Murdoch than Joe Hockey is to have an intelligent, original thought. And enticing as it is to contemplate the ignominy of a bewildered, indignant, unshaven and handcuffed Rupert Murdoch being eased into a Fed’s car for an interminably long and silent ride to a minimum security white collar prison, I fear such a scene will only ever unravel as a dream sequence in your Murdoch script.